Why my crazy, messy kids of course!!!!
Raise you're hands if you've been down this road?
Gingerly stepping into an incredibly overwhelming part of your house that
you once lovingly painted and decorated; you think this was once a room you
recognized and you're sure that it is on the blue print although now it seems
as if it has just appeared there from the depths of messy hell.
An evil addition slowly morphed itself into the home whilst I was not
particularly paying close attention... well not looking at all really.
I am the mother of two girls, two adorable angels who once used to
keep all their precious belongings just so... who would pride themselves in
their folding abilities and help with the organizing of closets.
Where did those adorable creatures go????
Someone took them... and changed them into SUPERSLOBS!!!!
Who committed this outrage? I demand an apology, nay, better than that,
I demand seven hours of my life back. Seven hours i could have been
having a pedi, or reading a book, or taking pretty pics instead of
toiling tirelessly to reclaim my real estate and make it all good again.
There's nothing under the beds now... giddy... there's no strange smells
coming from the corners of the closets... giddier... and there are four or
five huge black garbage bags full of nasties to go to the DUMP....
When it was all over we sat on the floor (which was now visible) in a triangle,
with lighted candles around us
and solemnly made a pact (Travelling Pants style)
to never, ever, ever go down that filthy rotten road again;
promises were made and mercy was generously granted on the
perps. I think the Halloween music CD in the background helped
in scaring the bejesus outta them!!!
Bwaa haaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!!!!!