and now for something completely Random!!!!

I really hate it, repeat HATE it when someone tries to tell me 

what happened in a movie or TV show.. .. completely uninterested...no

hint of a shit given, can't stand to listen to you... shut up! 

Daughter # 1 thinks that if she sneaks into the pantry, grabs a snack, 

then walks away head held high I won't notice!!! 

Even tho' i'm sitting at the kitchen table facing the pantry.

Oh yeah, I noticed, I'm just giving you points for sheer, unadulterated 

huge balls!!!!!! Seriously!!!!!! (yes I know she's a girl).

My lovely dog Mac, the male of my two shih tzu's has no idea

when to stop asking for treats. He knows that they are kept

in the pantry cabinet and that he can scratch on the door until it 

kinda knocks and I'll give him a treat.. he abuses this cuteness. 

Littlest daughter has been at dance camp this week learning

all kinds o' good things. She's been working on the Miley Cirus

dance number from Hannah Montana the movie, the Hodown

Throwdown.  So now it's totally in my head but instead of Boom Boom Clap 

Boom Boom Clap De Clap, I'm singin' boom boom crap boom boom 

crap de crap. Have to be careful not to let my little parrot hear me.

I got sucked into the reality TV show Bethenny Getting Married, a spin 

off from the Real Housewives of NJ. I mean sucked in... had to shush the 

kids and hubby several times, stayed up way past my bedtime and nixed the 

antiwrinkle regimen for what??? I watched three of four episodes in a row 

and when it got to the big day..... Kathy Freakin' Griffin appeared with her 

shit reality show!!! Now listen to this... Bethenny is on Bravo... no one watches

Bravo unless you stumble on it, it's not like they have a schedule. 

I'm never gonna see Bethenny marry Jason!!!! 

I'm gonna have to my version of TiVo the whole next week of 

Bravo just so I may get that particular episode. 

If you believe that your dreams have meanings and you should listen to 

their messages... what the fuck do you make of this... 

I dreamed I was on an Indian train (as if) and it was called the 

Mystic Steamer.... and I was calling it the Musty Sneaker.

I know!!!!!!!!!!

That's it for my random shit for today!!!! 

If this doesn't make you go Hmmmmmm nothing will. 

Bien Soir Mon Amies.... xxxxxxx

my sissy has a pink flying pig in her car... now that's random!!!!