And Now for More Randomonium!!!!!

Regular readers will know that I am not a very consistent person...

I like to do my little Randomonium posts because it accomplishes 

two things... gets shit off my chest.. and illustrates the madness that is 

Mid Life Motherhood. 

I don't do them on a regular day.. of course not.. that would totally defeat

the randomness... duh!!!! 

This weeks ramdomonium starts with the whole thing about my bad luck 

with insurance claims!!! As soon as I went to work for an insurance agent

I had to make a claim on my home owners policy, then on my auto policy, 

then again a year later on my homeowners.... and this week.. guess what???

Husband backed my beloved Jeep into a pole. 

Dammit all. 

Next up.... snake hips McGilly Jr!!!. As illustrated in this pic, my youngest

princess has a total lack of success in the "keeping up your drawers" dept! 

I have tried several different styles and sizes of jeans on her this week and

still there's a problem of her crack attack!!! roll on the summer when she'll wear the 

the heck outta some little dresses!!!! 

Back to my love of all things Travolta.... have you ever actually met anyone with 

that last name other than the great man himself??? 

We watched The Taking of Pelham 123 the other night and I was soooo enthralled. 

It was great, he's a fantastic baddie... can't wait for his next movie coming out

on Friday, which just happens to be my birthday, I believe he purposely 

talked the studio into releasing it on my B-day because he loves me back!!! 

Shhhh don't tell Kelly... or McGorgeousness. 

The little ladies in my life just found a dead centipede outside... they're having 

some kind of ceremony for it. Thoughtful!! weird.. but thoughtful. 

Earlier this week I took the dogs to the vets because they were scratching like 

maniacs and disturbing my sleep. I thought they had some skin irritation or 

whatever so I dumped them at the vets and told them I wanted a complete

overhaul of these damn dogs and a good grooming. 

Mr McG went to pick them up because I was on my deathbed suffering from a 

mysterious bug. He said he felt like a total ass 'cos they told him that Mac was 

choc full o' fleas and Daisy had a huge anal abscess...sorry if you are 

snacking while you're reading this... GAG!!! 

I still find it hard to believe about the fleas, although since they treated him, 

the scratching has stopped. I have not seen one flea anywhere and believe me 

I am a total freak about that kind of thing!!! It's mind boggling. 

and finally... I am somewhat flippant.. OK totally blind to the feelings of 

others sometimes!! Seems that lately my dry sense of humor hasn't been 

very well received by some people... or in some cases... I have totally 

put my foot in my mouth and completely offended those within earshot. 

Here's my rebuttle... get out of earshot!!

and finally, finally, the guys are BS'ing around the fire pit.. I wish you could smell

it... I love the smell of burning wood!!!! so cozy!!!