Fanny is a funny word it's has very different meanings on each side of the Atlantic... this time I'm using it in the American way, only cause I like the sound of Miss Funny Fanny and it fits the story! glad we got that outta the way and I have probably ruined the whole story with that preface!!!!!
Ashley the cute five year old is now officially Miss Funny Fanny..... she's been coming out with some really doozies over the past couple of days. She was planning her ensemble for the first day of school, she wanted the pink shorts outfit that has a little short sleeved jacket with a zipper in the front. She announced very loudly she was going to wear the "noodle" shirt under the jacket.... pause.... the noodle shirt??? she meant the sleeveless shirt, she's heard the term spaghetti straps banded about lately and it became the noodle shirt... and that's how it will stay!!!
I went to wake them up this morning and there she was already dressed, she had gotten up in the middle of the night and changed in order to save time in the morning! Daddy thanked her for laying on the wrinkle bomb and saving the rest of the family!!!!
And the piece de resistance has to be following her bath tonight, she told me how sometimes she gets afraid in bed, she was naked and hopped up to stand on the bed, she turned around and clenched her buttocks and told me that's what she does when she's scared of vampires and stuff at nighttime!!! Hilarious... I could not stop laughing at her... which makes her mad by the way!!!
I'm thinking of renting her out to the seriously depressed, she can bring a smile to the biggest misery boots and will always leave you thinking what the heck was that?????????????
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That was HYSTERICAL!! I love it! What is it with kids and fannies? My youngest had a thing with "butts" when she was about five. One day we were sitting at dinner and she was, once again, talking about butts. I said "you have got a butt fetish" and she very indignantly folds her arms across her chest and says "I am NOT a BUTT FISH!" It was the funniest thing I ever heard! Gotta love those 5 year olds! Great post! Great funny fanny!!
Oh this is hiliarious, love love love it. Fanny pack...has me in fits every time I hear it. I'm so immature...
Rx..she loves to say butt and booty.. she sticks it out and sings.. oohh shake your booty, shake your booty!!!!
Spud... I know I giggle all the time, esp when people sat get your fanny over here... I get all English and say Excoooose me???? wwwhhaaaaa.
hilarious... thanks for the laughs.. if she gets mad that you laugh... what will happen if she finds out that you've shared this story with all of us??? :)
Very sweet with the noodle shirt... I love how creative kids can be. So just curious... I know what fanny means on that side of the pond, but what does it mean on this side?
hysterical!
I think I might follow you, but just checking... is it just us "gals" that can claim ownership?
LOL yes ma'am you've nailed it!!!! hahahaha.
Soooooo funny! Children say the funniest thing. My Mum is a nursery teacher and she comes home with the best stories!
"Out of the mouths of babes!"
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