Ode to the effin' Ef word.... not for the faint hearted...

For those of you who don't already know, I am British, we Brits love to use the Ef word... we say it all day everyday, we say it out loud, under our breath, in our heads, quietly to friends, we scream it at moments of great joy and we sometimes throw it in there just for fuckin' effect, alright?

People in general, although they've heard it, will pretend to be shocked by a female using the F word, unless of course you're British or a comedienne.... then you can say it as much as you like and immediately you're forgiven.  It sounds so lovely coming from a nice polite British girl such as Liz Hurley or that lovely young lady whatshername who's shagging Prince William... I bet she says it all the fuckin' time. So this post is dedicated to those people... the ones who can drop an F bomb in polite company and then smile sweetly and win the adoration of all around her.

Here's the deal, I got a card today from RxBambi..... and I said to myself "what the fuck, that is precious, I love my friend Bambi".

There's a weird weather phenomenon in the fall here in South GA, it's hot one minute and cold the next, these drastic swings cause many Southern Belles to say "This fucking sweater has got to go, someone get me a tank top and a frozen margarita!"

Teenagers are so fuckin' annoying...can't they just go from 14 to say 25 without all the fuckin' drama in the middle... who needs that shit, they don't, we don't, and certainly the world at large can do without it. You're insignificant until you prove yourself, and you're not going to do that until your about 30 so deal with it.

People turning any kind of multiple of ten, yes that includes me, need to shut the fuck up. Who gives a flying fuck if you've made it another ten years????? You may be 30 and think you're still hot and shagworthy but you won't be for long. You "made it" to 40 and you have little kids and think people care what you have to say...ummm... no they don't unless you throw the F bomb in there and you've had some plastic surgery. If you're fifty and still fuckable then you're doing great but no one wants to hear what you have to say, Heather Locklear!!!!

So to sum it all up, you can use the effing Ef word as often and in whatever context you like, it's still funny!! Pick up any Bestseller these days and it's peppered with fuck me, fuck that, fuckin' moron, what the fuck: it's still a great read though, right?  Go see a movie that's rated more than a PG13 and there is guaranteed a little bit of fuckin' A in there and if you can get a kid to say it its even more hilarious to the audience. So why? Who  first said it and where did it come from? My Mum who was a pretty big "fuck" woman in her day used to say it was Anglo Saxon and therefore quite acceptable. I can honestly say I have never googled it... maybe I should... but for now I'll just say what the fuck and hope you enjoyed this post.... hee hee.