It's been a while since I did this... a long long long while...
yay.. back in the mix with the Random Shit.
Lets see, The Un-Mom is demanding we draw cartoons of our pets..
well can't oblige with that one and there's really nothing super hero about a couple of
lazy ass shih tzu's who have taken over the smaller couch and behave like potatoes.
Little warm, furry, cute and adorable potatoes.
What if I won the lottery today?
Would I give it all away and then wait patiently for it all to come back to me ten fold?
Would I squander it on sparkly purses and stripper shoes? fake boobs and a tattooed on all over tan?
Or just hop a plane to Cairo and declare myself the new HMFIC.
The possibilities are endless.
I'm a big believer in what goes around comes around... it's my main philosophy in life.
Example # 1 (don't be expecting a 2 there isn't one)
I had to make a trip to Minneapolis once, and it happened to be in February. It was very cold.
Now, eight years later I'm making another trip, in February, this time to Stone Mountain.
See the similarity there? I bet your scratching your head saying things like ummm Stone Mountain
is in Atlanta. You get a little cold there occasionally but it's no Minneapolis.
You're right... however... Stone Mountain has a new attraction called Snow Mountain.
See... we have come full circle and eight years after going to Minni I'm experiencing snow once
again but this time in Snow Mountain. Tentative as it is there's a goes around comes around in there.
Kid numero uno came home disappointed and sad yesterday after an exercise in freaking kindness
at school. Don't want to go into details, suffice to say I'm gonna kick some 4th grade asses first
opportunity I get. Then we'll see what's going and coming around.
I wrote a pissy email to the teacher and I'm kinda regretting it a little now but what the hey.
Sometimes the Tiger Mom has to get on her platform and show these peeps who they're dealing with.
Nobody puts my baby in the corner... well no one did but I think you get the picture.. I will
protect my young at all costs even if it means embarrassing the heck outta all involved and
eating someone alive who happens to threaten my man cub... or girl cub.
As Sandra Bullock put it...
And that my friends about concludes my Random Tuesday Thoughts... for more on the subject
check out the UnMom!!! Toodles.